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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 13:31
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?
No way
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Post-Dobbs abortions continue to increase: Report - Axios
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
No go.
Maybe not best, but Sounders are most fitting MLS Club World Cup representative - Sounder at Heart
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Still no good
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
A Manson Family member was recommended for parole again. But she's not free just yet - NPR
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
What happens to single guys when they get older?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids